i really cant believe my last post was from 6 days ago. im very sorry. so here as a gift to you, http://mydrunktexts.com. Sean found this and its seriously so good.
heres a few of the texts.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Im bringing a shitload of asians, cool?
(sent) i'm in a dark room wearing a sumbraro and i hear mexicans talkinh...was i deported? (received) dude, ur in my closet and we're outside watching cheech and chong... (sent)...oh....i love this weed...